10:52 It just took me 5 minutes to figure out how to open a can of pineapple with an older blade-style can opener. Fail. #

16:39 One of the very few things I will miss about the neighborhood- the local McD's ALWAYS plays 80's alt-rock. #

16:41 I used Shazam to discover Dr. Heckyll & Mr. Jive by Men At Work #shazam #

16:46 (case in point) #

19:52 Sign outside a nearby church: " A LOT OF KNEELING WILL KEEP YOU IN GOOD STANDING." Uhhhhhh... #

19:55 And for your amusement, an angry post-95+ degree moving day self-portrait. I'm getting slap-happy. twitpic.com/8mpry #

06:29 Last day at the call center from the seventh circle of hell today. Let the verbal beatdowns commence! #

08:23 @jonfingas I would say others. Stupid is a violent crime against humanity. #

09:26 IT BEGINS. "I don't like your attitude." "OK." Muahaha. #

09:31 @vonswain it sure is. #

11:29 @vonswain @bynkii DONE. #

16:35 Scrubbing the LitterMaid. So. Gross. #

16:02 Michael Jackson, please don't die. I like you. #

00:54 cannot wait until the first. That is all. #

01:10 It's going to be a while before we let Zelda have access to the WHOLE bag of catnip again: twitpic.com/89fyt #

14:16 Calling various services to request disconnects. Fun fun funnn.... #

14:24 Of course Zelda is not feeling better- she's trying to chew on the corner of an envelope. And smacking my hand when I try to shoo her away. #

14:57 My iphone is taking forEVER to backup. WTF #

15:41 Waiting for help at ATT store w/ children present= HELL. #

12:52 Just got off of the phone with FLOR- they recycle old carpet tiles once, say, your cats have clawed and furred the hell out of them! #

12:55 A testament to how durable the stuff is: out of my 25 tiles, only one was too dirty to salvage by brushing. is.gd/17wnO #

14:48 eating leftover stuffing and hard boiled eggs. I'm gonna smell awesome later. #

14:54 Thing I learned this week: The first parking level at Children's Mercy Hospital is called the "Red Rocket" level. SO. WRONG. #

14:55 Other thing: CMH requires everyone to check in TSA security line style even if you're just trying to find the damned Harvesters barrel. #

14:56 ...or if you're trying to get to the emergency room. After a 5 minute wait, I left and silently wished the ER-bound kid and dad good luck. #

17:58 @tactile Oh, I've done that before. It's a total dick move but sometimes you have no means to elucidate. #

17:58 @TheDLC OMG, that place is still open?? Weird. #

17:59 I just realized that I have enough desktop/knicknacky things to put in a box and label it "Toys for Adults" and let the movers wonder. #

18:00 I also just realized I have NO motivation today. Bad. I might have to pack the PS3 and 5.1 early to stave off temptation. #

00:28 Dear Martini Corner fuckhead: look left before you turn, cause the next person may not stop less than foot away from your head. Idiot. #

08:57 Free to good (local) home: 3 LUSH Christmas Cake soap bars. Vegan and smells like almonds. #

11:01 @SlyM I'm sorry to hear that! Thinking good thoughts for you and him. #

08:31 is TOTALLY getting today's shirt.woot: shirt.woot.com #

10:41 Zelda collapsed this morning. All appts. are cancelled, I'm waiting to hear from her doctor. Think good thoughts. #

12:55 Zelda should be ok. Her collapse happened after vomiting- she apparently puked hard enough to pass out. No more Long Islands for her! #

11:54 OK, Kansas City weather. Fuck off. Srsly. #

23:06 OH HAI more fucking rain. Some days I really hate you KC. #

00:25 @vonswain Were you still wanting the Mighty Putty? #

09:47 Overhearing people contemplating sushi-making with jasmine rice. Good luck with that, buddy. #

16:40 @bynkii hey now, homeopathic remedies have helped my GAD to the point at which I don't have to take meds. Me on Paxil would probably suck. #

16:43 Fuck you headache. I need to pack today. #

16:43 Thinking of starting a tweet list of crap I don't want and am offering to kc locals to take off of my hands. #

16:44 For example, I have an unopened can of Hills A/D good thru next month. Takers? #

16:49 @vonswain Yes, Joe. You've made that quite clear. #

17:01 I'm suppoesd to be packing and being productive. Instead I'm playing with the culinary torch and channeling my inner Beavis. Natch. #

17:29 @stevejmoore Class all the way. : ) #

17:30 @vonswain I'm thinking so, but you're gonna have to earn it. And Ed & I get dibs on the expensive stuff. #

21:49 @GregHyatt That's kinda how I feel about all of my various home repairs when I get done with them. #

10:25 Figures. I go to turn in my two weeks' - and boss is out sick! Sad. Notice has been given, albeit to an alternate party. #

10:26 Here's the one I DIDN'T turn in. twitpic.com/776hv #

12:50 @kyle_baxter You're totally welcome. It has been taking up space in my cupboard for ages. : ) #

22:49 Attention KC peeps/tweeps: EPIC moving sale tomorrow at my place. If you need housewares- you need to be here. Details: is.gd/10qgh #

18:41 I hereby bequeath this to @vonswain: twitpic.com/75l6l (Ed not included). #

23:21 ...Just typed up a letter I have been wanting to type for a LOOOONG time. I just hope everything goes smoothly from here on out. #

21:23 @rob_sheridan twitpic.com/734lv - Hey, it's better than being given herpes! #

08:34 Zelda was getting sick at various time throughout the night and this morning. Of course I can't tell if she's lethargic or just bitchy now. #

08:34 I hope she's okay... :( #

18:23 GFDI I just missed the 14 day price match thingie with my iphone purchase. I'm thinking of paying a $19 restocking fee and just upgrading. #

01:12 Zelda seems to be doing better- hopefully she won't be getting tummy upset for a while. Had me scared for a second. #

11:26 HOLY CRAP IT STILL WORKS. Anyone wanna buy it? Make me an offer for some old technology! twitpic.com/6r1xl #

11:29 Specs: 10GB (1st? 2nd?) gen iPod. Has FireWire adapter and car adapter, earbids, remote, holster. Apparently functional. #

21:31 Wayne's World is on in the background. It's sad to realize that I almost have the movie memorized, as I'm internally reciting the lines. #

21:32 Also: On pure looks alone, Rob Lowe is sorta my Mr. Dreamboat. Such bone structure! #

21:38 OMG Chick Fil-A I love you and your fundie chicken awesomeness. #

21:44 Note to self: Don't ever piss @trent_reznor off. Then again, it would be pretty hard to do unless you're a total douche. Or maybe tone deaf. #

15:36 iPhone support just told me that they've never heard of a wifi hotspur page where you have to enter your phone number. ORLY. #

15:37 *hotspot #

15:38 AT&T customer care said that they can only connect me to Apple. JOY. #

16:09 @jonfingas it should. That's the problem- I'm presented with the non iPhone splash page indicating I need to pay for access. #

16:11 @jonfingas When I tell this to Apple, they try to tell me how to connect to a wifi network. Thanks, set em up all the time, guys. #

16:13 I actually had to ask the Apple rep, "Do you know what a splash page is?" #

23:02 @theduty Yes, it's called a sorority. #

11:19 ...fucking termites. #

12:01 @bynkii Yeah. I just had *that feeling* that they would be there. And they are. And I have to treat it. It'll be okay. #

12:35 And now, I shall make buttercream. For I feel like doing it. #

13:58 @stevejmoore It's LEMON buttercream #

14:01 Zelda has been sleeping next to me. She just opened her eyes, let out a chattery meow, and went back to sleep. Epic WTF <3. #

15:37 @bynkii Nice Fu Manchu, BTW. I'ma start calling you Lemmy. #

17:28 Taught myself a new skill today. Whoo. #

19:56 @bynkii This was the first thing that came to mind: www.manicpanic.com/dhgels.html #

19:57 @bynkii ...but I'm sure you can probably find it at your local hot topic. #

21:39 Love my "Knife To See You" shirt (is.gd/NHwS), but I hate having to explain what a mise is to someone everytime I wear it in public. #

21:52 @trent_reznor huh huh... that's what she said. (Oh, wait.) #

09:29 So far I've been called a fucking bitch and was told that AmEx can take an 8 digit routing # for payment w/no problem. Today rules! #

14:11 Guess who got kicked out of the DOW? Can I get a whoo whoo?! #

15:25 @vonswain DING! Give that man some preferred stock! #

18:06 TBN is airing a show where Kirk Cameron gives you strategies on how to witness to visiting Jehovah's Witnesses. #

18:07 I mean, really? Is your faith so weak that you have to engage in mental warfare with another visitor of different beliefs? #

18:08 This is why I have such a hard time wrapping my head around these people. If they're truly happy, why do they have to try so hard to... #

18:09 ...convince everyone else to be happy in the exact same way that they are? (Let's ignore my TBN-watching for a minute. I'm channel-surfing.) #

18:10 @vonswain done. #

20:05 @edmostrangelove @stevejmoore That exchange you gave each other sounded really homoerotic. Coffee, huh... ; ) #

20:10 is using up all of the baking supplies and making more cookies. Crisco, brown sugar, coconut and chocolate chips are gone! #

20:37 @edmostrangelove Only if I can get my coffee affogato style. #

04:09 One more day and one more inspection to worry about for this inspection period. Send good vibes/thoughts. #

08:00 I'm sure that some day I'll look back on this and laugh, but right now I feel like I'm working for Satan. It's not a pleasant feeling. . #

09:13 @sluzynsk I know. I sense an AT&T retail visit in my future. #

10:21 SHOCK! System update last night. SHOCK!! Nothing works after this update. #

11:53 @TheDLC LMAO- brings back memories of me hearing heavy breathing in a mic and asking, "Mom, WTH is this and WHY do I have to listen to it?" #

23:56 Dear Sunday Night Adult Swim: Please stop sucking so hard. Your friend, Jenny Engard. #

14:18 @bynkii Yyyyeahno. It's 90 degrees out, we just went, and Saturday = epic stoopid kids & epic stoopid parents to match. #

14:22 At Lulu's, where they're playing Goldfrapp's Felt Mountain in its entirety and our server is wearing a Leif Garret pin. Awesome. #

14:23 *Garrett #

18:27 New iPhone 3G doesn't allow me free access to AT&T wifi hotspots. WTF. : ( #